Thursday, January 28, 2010

An Example of How I Reassure & Advise Friends...

jenny32186@gmail.com: im scared to go to sleep because of my ghost

me: How do you know its a scary ghost?

jenny32186@gmail.com: it came to me this morning and i could feel its presence and it made a swishing noise

me: It could be a nice one, maybe it just wants to make its presence known

jenny32186@gmail.com: its still scarrrry

me: acknowledge it and then maybe it'll go away.

jenny32186@gmail.com: do i have to out loud? or can it read this

me: it couldn't hurt

jenny32186@gmail.com: ok i whispered i know you are there ghost now what

me: say "you can go now"

jenny32186@gmail.com: ok next

me: fuck if I know, hopefully that does something. How long has it been there?

jenny32186@gmail.com: well ive known it was there since i first moved in but now its making itself really known

me: Maybe there's something it wants you to do?

jenny32186@gmail.com: like what solve a murder?

me: maybe just move something around

jenny32186@gmail.com: like furniture?

me: or find something that's hidden?

jenny32186@gmail.com: like their body?!

me: I was thinking more like a piece of jewelery.

jenny32186@gmail.com: oh yes maybe

me: An old lady broach is what I was going for, some sort of heirloom.

jenny32186@gmail.com: are they giving it to me like they want me to be rich

me: sure, why not? I'm really not an expert, most of my knowledge of this topic is coming from the 6th Sense. Good movie, so maybe there is some good advice in there somewhere.

jenny32186@gmail.com: would that mean im dead though cause i see dead people? isnt the main person already dead

me: no, if you've got a buddy like Bruce Willis, he's dead. You're the very much alive Haley Joel Osment.

jenny32186@gmail.com: ooooh ok

me: I wouldn't worry about it. You've most likely got an old lady ghost, probably a nana type. She just wants you to find her gaudy jewelery and make sure you're eating well and staying healthy.

jenny32186@gmail.com: hoppppefully


Will Jenny will solve a mystery or inherit some priceless jewelery? Only time will tell. To be continued...

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